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Big Slick · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:38 am Post subject:

don't hold your breath. On second thought.........
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Giggles · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:02 am Post subject:

So the master keys are in the Guy That Quit's office. And yes, they managed to lock themselves out of said office. This has been the most amazingly hysterical hour of my life. Credit cards, coat hangers... Oh my god. I started seeing stars I was laughing so hard.

So now the locksmith is on the way. Word to the wise- check to see if a door is locked before you close it, especially if it's the door to the office with all the keys.

B Luc · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:34 am Post subject:

you didn't try giving someone 10 fingers and climbing in through the window before you called the locksmith? How about a monkey through the HVAC system?
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B Luc · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:29 pm Post subject:

This day is dragging ass something fierce. someone post something funny that happened at work.
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Big Slick · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:35 pm Post subject:

I actually worked today....
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B Luc · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:38 pm Post subject:

Well you have that wedding to pay for...
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Big Slick · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:52 pm Post subject:

yeah ok....not
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lugnutz · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:59 pm Post subject:

The Crosby Show · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:38 pm Post subject:

lugnutz · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:43 pm Post subject:

Our new internet appointment girl is hot as shit.......Phoebe Cates like every time she walks across the show room.
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Stephen Glansburg · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:59 pm Post subject:

Ask her to make a porn with you. Or tell her how great her tits look.
You could even tell other employees what you would do to her in the event that she became ill.

You just never know what could happen Laughing

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lugnutz · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:10 pm Post subject:

I wrote her a little note on the bathroom wall....I like to start small. Besides following your advice probably only helps if I am trying to score with 20 something college guys.
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Stephen Glansburg · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:17 pm Post subject:

I've NEVER been with 20 something college guys, Lugz, maybe 2 or 3 at the very most!!
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lugnutz · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:17 pm Post subject:

Either way you read that its pretty fucking funny! Laughing

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